Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Cure for BDS


In 2003, noted conservative columnist, Dr. Charles Krauthammer, gave birth to the phrase of BUSH DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, (BDS), in one of his opinion columns. Charles Krauthammer is not only an economist but a Doctor of Psychiatry as well. I witnessed a case of someone who has BDS at a party not to long ago. They just HAD to tell me about a trip they had taken across the Pacific some years ago. During this flight the airline decided to show for their movie entertainment, Micheal Moore's "documentary" of Fahrenheit 9/11. They then just HAD to tell me how they were then trapped inside this aircraft for twelve hours at 38,000 feet as they were just seething at George W. Bush; all the time while sitting in first class. (I doubt that this even happened though because I can not believe that any airline would make the business decision to show that film to their passengers knowing that it will offend more than half of them).

Only a true leftest liberal would be angry with then President Bush all the while sitting in first class on their way to some exotic Pacific destination. Now I know that others have even more serious stories than this and I welcome you to send them to me.

However, there IS now a cure for BDS, but we have a limited time to make this happen, to wipe BDS off from the face of our planet. My cure comes in the form of a challenge, at that challenge comes in the form of two words:

PROVE IT!

Yes, PROVE IT! Here's the challenge now for all you leftist liberals with BDS, you want to cure yourselves? Then here is your chance to PROVE IT.

For all of you who believe that Bush/Cheney stole the 2000 election.
For all of you who believe that Bush/Cheney are behind the attacks of September 11, 2001.
For all of you who believe that Bush/Cheney invaded Iraq illegally.
For all of you who believe that Bush/Cheney illegally tortured those poor souls at GITMO.
For all of you that just plain believe that Bush/Cheney are the most evil men who have ever lived.

Here is your chance to prove it. How can you prove it you ask? Simple. YOU have your man in the Oval Office. YOU have your majority in the Senate. YOU have your majority in the Congress. YOU have all your people in the Presidents cabinet, that means the Attorney General. YOU now have the power to do what you always wanted, to have George Bush and Richard Cheney arrested and dragged in front of any Senate and/or Congressional committee and be publicly tried for all of the "crimes" that you are charging them with.

If they are found guilty, then YOU can watch as they are both shackled in chains from head to foot and then sent to GITMO themselves, and then the world will be a better place for you. (I doubt it though, because a leftist is not happy unless they are miserable).

However, remember what I have said. YOU have to PROVE IT, and you can't prove anything with conspiracy theories, only with facts of a conspiracy. Plus, as I stated earlier, you have a limited time to do this. You have either until the first Tuesday of November, 2010, or before Kim Jong Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad finish going nuclear. Because I'm sorry Joe Biden, these men are not "testing this young President" as you have said, they are threatening him.

If you find that you cannot prove anything with all your accusations, then I have another two words for you:

SHUT UP!!!!

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